Remix of I Know A Lot About Bats from the album 'dog'
Production and beatboxing by LethalFX
In Memory of Chris McAnallen
Happy 2018 Y'all
lyrics
anyway bats are the only mammals that are able to fly
some of them can also swim but no one knows why
short nosed fruit bats are prone to perform fellatio
with measurable effects on their success at making babies though
one fact about bats that I think is pretty incredible
a bat can shout as loud as 140 decibels
Wow! but before you go assuming that we're all doomed
humans can't hear bat frequencies even at that volume
some bats echolocate straight through their nostrils
using a skin flap called a nose leaf, that sounds like it'd be awful
the world's smallest mammal is the bumblebee bat
it's also critically endangered, that's a troubling bat, fact
bats can carry a cousin of bedbugs and that sucks
at least their name's adorable, they're called batbugs
a bat will groom itself the same way that a cat does
some bats drink blood! cats don't really do that
bats are very good at pollinating things like sunflowers
plus you can use their droppings to manufacture some gunpowder
i would really like to meet a bat except for i am a coward
and climbing stalactites takes a lot of lung power
fruit-eating bats are classified as frugivores
bats make up one fifth of mammals case you never knew before
bats like it where it's dark, also where it's humid, or, warm
i like the Ghostface bat, (that's real) but he's named for the face form
the hammerhead bat face looks more like a camel's
that's not really a fact but look it up on google
bats digest food unusually fast for mammals
if you think that's FUCKING AWESOME, it's mutual
I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BATS
ahuh
x2
baseball bats have nothing to do with bats, c'mon
that kind is called a bat because it's short for baton, probably
a group of bats is called a colony
which eat around a ton of bugs a year, if you follow me
Pseudogymnoascus destructans* fungus makes white nose bats
that's bad. I bet all of your friends would really like to know that
some bats are called flying foxes, officially, that's interesting
i don't like foxes unless they're bats, with wingspans of six feet
bats can live at least as long as thirty two years
that's a lot for small mammals and deserves a huge cheer
if you don't speak bat, you can't really tell me nothin
every single bat in the world has a bellybutton, woah
some bats have thumbs, other bats have suction cups
and sleep right side up, so they can tell you what the fuck is up
vampire bats will even adopt orphans
and share their food with fellow bats that have been less fortunate
bats are more related to humans than to rodents
life probably made more sense when you didn't know this
the big eared bat is a big eared bat
some facts about bats you could probably guess
the only bat fact that matters is commonly left
it's that if a bat attacks you, it must be awfully stressed
so leave the bats alone, that'd be honestly best
unless you're some kind of bat photography expert
Some bats fish. Other bats don't
one pup at a time is what most mother bats know
but then also in this case, some other bats don't
you really shouldn't judge a bat by other bats though
bats have pouches, they're like kangaroos with wings
frankly i'm astounded, but it didn't change a thing
because i didn't give money to any bat charities
or volunteer for bat causes, i'm a rap pharisee
I don't know about that, I'm out here awarenessing
to jaded tourists bout the rainforest that's bat country
start a bat farm and you'll get a commemorative plaque from me
at least 26 species of bats are endangered, that's a bummer
who you think exactly gonna eat all of the gnats this summer
most of a bat's body mass is wings, and you can know that for comfort
bats are divided into megabats and microbats
when i first heard this, i was like, why don't i know that
bats have friends. the world is somewhat warmer for it
bats comprise their own taxonomy which makes them sound more important
some bat guano sparkles, i don't really know how to feel
And therefore
credits
released January 1, 2018
Production and Beatboing- LethalFX
Raps- Dug
Bat Facts- All true
Dug is a rapper from Columbus, OH. He performs solo, with the group Beeploaf, and with the band Happy Tooth & Dug. All he
wants is for you to be happy.
"Just, wow! so, refreshing to find an album with these ideals… really made me smile… ear to ear!"- dohiphop, from the Dog album review
